Speling in die spelling

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Die Engelse het seker heelwat bydraes tot die (veral) Westerse beskawing gelewer met sportsoorte soos rugby, krieket en uiteraard sokker. So ook in die kookkuns en nog wat. Maar die een ding wat my nog altyd intrigeer is hul voorliefde weer die sogenaamd “wittisism” of “pun”; iets wat by hulle in hul sosiale verkeer hoog aangeslaan word.

Nietemin, gister stuur iemand vir my ‘n lysie met “puns” en ek het dit só geniet dat ek besluit het om vanoggend ‘n Nuuswekker daaroor te pleeg. Spesiaal vir jou sardoniese plesier, natuurlik.

Ter agtergrond: by Wikipedia is die volgende inskrywing oor die  “pun” gemaak: “The pun, or paronomasia, is a form of word play which exploits the ambiguity of a statement, allowing it to be understood in multiple ways for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect. These ambiguities can arise from the intentional use and abuse of homophonic, homographic, metonymic, or metaphorical language. A pun must be deliberate – an unintentional substitution of similar words is called a malapropism. Henri Bergson defined a pun as a sentence or utterance in which ‘two different sets of ideas are expressed, and we are confronted with only one series of words’.”

Onder aan vanoggend se Nuuswekker dan die lysie woordspelings wat my soveel plesier verskaf het. Geniet dit.

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En dan is daar sommer ‘n paar besonderse bydraes deur ons gereelde bloggers waaraan jy jou vanoggend kan verlustig: Bernard Odendaal skryf oor die woordtekorte by Robert Frost en Totius se lykdigte terwyl Charl-Pierre Naudé dit weer het oor kwessies rondom vertaling.

Op die nippertjie het ons darem ook nog ‘n bydrae deur Johann Lodewyk Marais ontvang vir vandeesmaand se Blogfokus. Graag maak ons dan ook bekend dat sy lieflike villanelle oor Diego Maradona aangewys is as die wenner vir hierdie maand. Dankie ook aan Chris van der WesthuizenPieter Hugo en René Bohnen vir hul bydraes, en natuurlik vir Joan Hambidge vir haar insiggewende besinning oor die sokker.

Voorlopig gaan ons egter die Blogfokus opskort; ons mag dit (dalk) later weer hervat. Voortaan sal ons dié spasie gebruik om die fokus eerder op bepaalde “vaste” inhoud te plaas … Soos byvoorbeeld die nuwe digstring deur Jelleke Wierenga waarin sy vertel oor die ontstaansgeskiedenis van haar gedig “Reënboognasie: Fear dot com“.

Lekker lees en geniet die dag wat op hande is … Die week is alweer kapot.  

Mooi bly.

LE

 

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Acupuncture is a jab well done.

 

 

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Een Kommentaar op “Speling in die spelling”

  1. Wysneus :

    Nog ‘n paar. Afrikaans is nie regtig pun-tasties nie, of hoe? Hoekom nie?

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    * There was a person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

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